In defense of the title

If you've read my profile you know that I am not that old. Older.. but not old..yet.
As for the naked part, you'll have to take my word. Suffice to say I have never petitioned the A.A.R.P. to institute a fold out in their monthly missive.
The title of this blog derives from the fact that all of my other clever titles had been taken by other clever authors, but it reflects one of the basic tenets of life.
There are only two stages of life without concern.
When you're young and naked, and when you're old and naked.